That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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