Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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