Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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