I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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