im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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