Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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