saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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