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your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"

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(912): your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?" http://tfl.nu/ccfy

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(314): View more from Missouri

We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world

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(314): We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world http://tfl.nu/8d4g

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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(763): It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo. http://tfl.nu/heh2

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture

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Glad to see your being a lady about this

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(336): I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture (1-336): Glad to see your being a lady about this http://tfl.nu/pcgd

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(315): View more from New York

I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"

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(315): I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night" http://tfl.nu/prxk

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(248): View more from Michigan

This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.

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(248): This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once. http://tfl.nu/vt1p

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(574): View more from Indiana

A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.

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(574): A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments. http://tfl.nu/8p58

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(770): View more from Georgia

Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.

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(770): Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer. http://tfl.nu/3cyq

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.

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(479): You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them. http://tfl.nu/prpm

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.

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I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)

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(715): If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real. (1-715): I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;) http://tfl.nu/oqj0

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(858): View more from California

PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.

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(858): PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS. http://tfl.nu/mje4

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(301): View more from Maryland

Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.

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(301): Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you. http://tfl.nu/00du

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(601): View more from Mississippi

It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.

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(601): It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you. http://tfl.nu/yyx4

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.

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oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it

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(306): it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator. (306): oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it http://tfl.nu/nakp

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(585): View more from New York

No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.

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(585): No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers. http://tfl.nu/i1qv

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