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• (949): View more from California

  youre so sexy i want your bod

  (410): View more from Maryland

  dude, did you turn gay?

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  heather?

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  this is jacob

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses

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• (949): View more from California

  I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.

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  Are you really alive right now?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.

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  Bringing families together since 1987

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• (585): View more from New York

  Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.

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