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• (434): View more from Virginia

  he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday

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• (408): View more from California

  Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission

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• (323): View more from California

  How did I end up in the pool?!

  (480): View more from Arizona

  Welcome to ASU

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• (209): View more from California

  I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog

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  Do u remember buying that

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  I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  My dick has a subreddit

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