my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.