i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.