Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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