What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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