And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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