How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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