You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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