im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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