"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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