My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
no you cant smoke seaweed
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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