problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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