when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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