Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You were trust falling into bushes
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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