All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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