i just wanna soil my oats bro
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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