i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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