oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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