She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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