They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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