Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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