Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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