just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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