when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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