Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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