this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
