Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Randomize
