White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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