so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So many bounce houses so little time
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Come share oat with me in your robe
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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