false alarm. still invincible.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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