i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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