Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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