drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
