I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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