Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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