Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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