That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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