You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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