He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm going to jail i love you
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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