And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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