I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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