I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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