Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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