laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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