the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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