He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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