You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b