Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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