She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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